Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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