a search helicopter?!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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