Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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