16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
