Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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