I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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