yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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