Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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