Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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