Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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