How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I love you.
Bad choice
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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