u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
People with herpes should wear stickers.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
