I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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