On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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