Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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