Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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