don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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