Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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