u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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