Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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