I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
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Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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