All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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