Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
