i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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