ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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