Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
