Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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