i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
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I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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