i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I need to align my fucking chakras
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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