Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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We need to rekindle our bromance
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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