Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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