i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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