Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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