if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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