Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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