The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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