Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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