When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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