We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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