i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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