I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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