I wish i was in the wii world.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
