And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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