I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
false alarm, still single
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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