If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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