Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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