There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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