: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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