I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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