So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I wish i was in the wii world.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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