5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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