Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm jealous of your bromance
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
