I want to stick my p in your. b.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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