Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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